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Nickname Beanie Wells' Stiffarm!!

Help Beanie Win the Heisman!

The-Ozone Columnist Tony Gerdeman has figured out that having a nickname for Beanie's Stiffarm could very well help him win the Heisman, so we've decided to pitch in and help find a great nickname for it.

The-Ozone.net will accept nominees for a nickname for Beanie's Stiffarm until Monday, July 28.

A panel of three judges consisting of Tony Gerdeman, Anthony Gerdeman and Gerd will then select the 10-best nominees.

The-Ozone.net will conduct a public vote using those 10-best names to determine the ultimate winner. The name of the winner will be anounced before the opening game of the season.

Entries must be submitted by email. Use this email link or address your email to stiffarm@the-ozone.net

The words "Stiffarm Contest Entry" (without the italics) should appear in the subject line of your email.

The person who submits the winning entry will receive a free copy of Glory Years.

Current Entries:

Total Nominations Listed to Date: 1,162

The Heismanator
Moses (it parts the Red Sea)
The Sandman (He uses it and they go to sleep)|
The Akron Anvil
Grond (the battering ram in the Lord of the Rings trilogy)
Beanie Wells' Silver Hammer
The Debacler
Hellboy
The Varsity Club
The Telescope (because you see stars)
The Chrisifier
The Plunger
Beanie's Deflector
The De-Cleater
"THE" Stiffarm
The Launching Pad
The Idiot Stick (because once it hits you, you look stupid)
The Heisman Hand
Heisstiffarm
D. B. acler
FaceFist
Right Hand of Doom
The Deflector
The Best Damn Stiffarm in the Land
Beam Arm
The Long (or Stiff) Arm of the Law
Demoralizer
The Dentist (He'll drill you in the mouth with it)
T-Bone
Stickleback - (A fish with a spine)
The De-Nogginizer
B. A. M (Beanie's Arm Manuever)
Bean Poled
The Stiffarm of Hurtship
The "Getaway Son You're Bothering Me" stiffarm
The Force
The Staybackanator
The Palm Reaper
Oh No You Don't!
The Wells Far-go-you
The Eraser
The Buckram
Holy Frijoles
The Beanie Joust
Tbe Ugly Stick
Big Stick
The Wood Shed Special
The Heisman
The Beanie Bopper
Beanie's SMD (Stiffarm of Mass Destruction)
Beanie's Stiff-Armegeddon
Mr. Stiff Arm and Hammer
The Shoe-Horn (Because it helps you fall in the 'Shoe)
Face Five
El Brazo de Acero
The Meat Grinder
Beanie Meanie
Beanie Cleaner
The Buckeye Bayonet
The Shaft
Le Regiment
The Space Maker
The Stiffmeister
Hail This (The stiffarm that doesn't give damn for the whole state of Michigan)
The Bean Bonger
The Soul Crusher
The Beanie Blast
Dotting the Eye
The Bandit
The Michigan Annihilator
Free Ride
Beanie Meanie
Beanie Planter
Beanie's Gun Show
The BeanBag
Getting JellyBeaned
Bean Plant
Bean Voyage
Mean Bean
Digits of Denial
The Man-Boy Separator
Slow-downarotor
Go-Go-Gadget Freak Arm
B-Bomb (as opposed to an A-Bomb)
The Poke
The Bean
The Buckster
The Buckhammer
My Main Man Ray
The Stiffarm of Doom
The Beanhammer
The Scarlet Flyswatter
The Boo Ya
Wells Bells
The Truck Stick
Club Arm
The Beanie Bicep
The Stiffarm of Hurtship
The Ticket to Glide
The C-Bone
The Stop Sign
The Anvil
The Heisman Hammer
The Heisman Shove
The Punisher
The Shoe
The Hammer
Deet (The oldest and most potent mosquito repelent)
The Embarasser
The TD Maker
The Death Wish
The Truth
The Beaniator
Buckeye Bash
Hand Over the Heisman
Talk to the Hand
The Bean Pole
Sweet Chin Music
The Cowcatcher
The Scarlet Punchernickel
The Bean Bop
The Beanie Bounce
Pure Rock Fury
Saint Anger
The Face Lift
The BeCleater
Wellsmack
Beanie Bash
The Big Good Bye
28 Beanie Salute
Son of a Beanie
The Buckinator
The Bolt Arm
The Beanie Bop
The Beanie Bump
The Guillotine
Hurty Oucherton
The Bean-No!
The Stiff Shaft
The SledgeHammer
The Stick
The Peacemaker
The Ironbar
The 28 Gun Salute
The Highway to Heisman
The Columbus Cleaver
The ChrisArm
The Beanie Blaster
The Shiver
The Humiliator
Beanie Boomerang
Bean Squash
Beanie Veto
Bean Bar
Bean Board
Rubber Biscuit
The Atomic Stiffy
The Lumber
The Huckle Buckle
The Bean Sprout
Thor's Hammer
The Stifle Rifle
Beanie's Beatdown
Arm Harm
Arm Hammer
Stiff Harm
The Beanie Bangstick
The Battering Ram
The Stop, Drop and Roll
The Sickle
The Welcome to the Club
The Beanie
The Arms Race
The Shuck
The Beanie Stamp
Five-finger Fury
Finger Food
Seal of Disapproval
The Sarah Connor (You're terminated)
Lance Armstrong
The Buckdozer
The Snotknocker
The Sting Wing
The Run and Stun
The Beanie Bounce Back
Mr. Mean Bean
The Hand that Rocked the Crable
The Silver Slap
The Stiffarm of Justice
The Wells Wham
The Stiff Arm of Tackling Fail
Pushy Galore
The Deck Hand
The B-Rod
Glove Club
The Master Blaster
The Beanie Buckshock
The Beanie Bash
THE Hand
The Plowhand
The Usher
The Widowmaker
Mr. Bean
The Beanbag
Hand of Doom
The Slobber Knocker
Beaniesiology
The Scarlet Johandsson
Beanie's Chop Buster
The Beanie Bagger
The Mean Bean Machine
The Mace
Facelift Special by Dr. Beanie
The Michigan Annihilator
The Big Ten Bludgeon
Phi Slamma Whamma
The Arm Bar
Mask Smasher
The Beanietine
Beanie Swatter
The Stiffler
The Beanie Blocker
The Eliminator
Army Strong
Working Stiff
Assault and Beanery
The Beanial (pronouced like denial)
The Can't Touch This
The Chris Cross
The Blacken Decker Helmet Wrecker
Sir Stiffington
The 12th Man
The Beanie Propeller
Cry-Beam
Head-On (applied directly to the forehead)
The Eye Dotter
Armin' Ohio
The Beancake Block
The Beanie Pancake
The Bean Planter
Beanie's Brutus
The Dream Breaker
Mr. Hand
The Stiff Arm of Justice
Mr. Excuse Me
Beanie's Bunker Buster
The Red Light
The Beanie Buck Ram
The Beanie Blow
Beanie's Buck Bang
The Well's Wham
The ESPN (the Explosive Stiffarm that Produces National champs)
The Punisher
Steve
Mr. Bye-bye
The Horseshoe How-do-ya-do
The Hand of Command
Big Ten Power
Dr. Crusher
The Haterator
Facebook
The Parachute (it really slows down the tackler)
The 2-time Heisman Defender
The Rhino-Blasty
The Scarlet and Have a Nice Day
The Stick!
The Trophy
The Hand of Chuck Norris
The Hellacious Hand-out
The Shogun (he shows his guns in the 'Shoe)
A Beanie Whack
The Beanie Baton
The Beanie Bat
The Beanie Bop
The Beanie Bash
The Beanie Bam
The Club
The X-Treme Arm
The Extreme Makeover
The Widow Maker
The Beanie Bomb
WOMP (weapon of mass destruction)
Ramrod
MySpace
28-Daze
The Mean Beaner
Wristy Business
Beanie's Cannon in O Stadium
The Beantown Bopper
Phalange-Cake
Beanificator
Chris-i-fier
The Lean Mean Beanie Machine
The Demoralizer
The Beanie Buckler
1st Degree Miss-da-Beanor
The Can Opener (He uses it to open a can of Whoopin' on you)
Beanies Beaner
The Beanies Shock and Awe
The Bea-Knee Buckler
The Armada
The Heisman Handshake
Weapon of Mass Production
The Faithhealer
The Iron Fist
The Gravedigger (it puts you in the ground)
The Tip of the Spear
Pepper Spray
The Skunk
The John William Heisman
The Haymaker
Off!
The Power Bean Formation
The Buckeye Meet and Greet
The Second Amendment (The right to bear arms)
BeanSprout
The Wells Wallop
The Beanie Steamroller
The Barwis Handshake
The Flyswatter
The Beanie Dream Maker
The Arm of Harm
The Steamroller
The Roadplow
The Cripler
The Taser
The Stun Gun
The Force
The Leguminator
El Kabong
Thunderbolt
The Concus-in-ator
Beanie's Personal Lead Blocker
The Stiffinator
Bean Fu
The Ivan Draggo
The Clubber Lang
The Columbus Cowcatcher
The Akron Appendage
Beanie and Cecil
The Rigid Radius
The Sherriff
The Reverse Lydell
The Slam Sandwich
The Stinger
The Beanie Club
The Wells Forgo
The Scrubstopper
The Shiv
The Facebreaker
Naypalm
The Playmaker
The Atom Palm
The Akron Nerve Pinch
The Humbleizer
Aye Caramba!
The Turf Tickler
The Dazed and Blue Maker
Beanotomy
The Steel Driver
The C-Dub Club
The Akron Axe
The Chris Diss
The Boomstick
The Battering Arm
Bruise Cruise
The Beanball
The Silver Bullet Pounding
Bean Popped
Beanie's Silver Bullet
Palm Sunday
The Well-Wisher
Beanie Arm
The Beandozer
The Beanie Beam
The Beanie Pop
The Beanie Stop
Mojo
The Chris Club
Facebuck
Rightous InBEANation
El Malo Mano
The Bronzed Arm
The Buck Shot
The Get Wells Soon
The Wells Springer
Skull Session
Beanie's Stun Gun
The Get Off Me
The Weekend at Beanies
The I Don't Think So
The Whatever
The Yeah Right
You've Got Fail
The 28-Special
Mr. Plow
Chuck Norris
The Howitzer
The Scarlet Fever Inducer
Dr. Grillemaster
The Bean Plant
The Pushover
The Pork (as in Pork and Beanie)
Veinte Oucho
The Big Bam Beanie
The Big Bam Beanie Basher
The Bomb
Wells Weapon
The Restraining Order
The Boy Stamp
The Child Screener
The Child Verifier
The Silent Menace
Sherman
The Truth
SMACK
The Buckshot
Jumper
Rambo
Blunt Object
O-BYE-O
The Fifth Horseman
The Horseshoe Hammer
The YardStick
The Wells Palsey
The Shoe Fly
The Wells Fargo One-Armed Bandit
The Grinch whose toll is a Chris Miss
The Breakfast of Wanna-bees
The Mug-Shot
The Eat My Dust Muscle
The Traumatic Surgeon
The D-Backmaster
Jack the Rip-Van-Winkler
The 6-point conversion
The Doctor of Endzonology
The Horseshoe Tsunami
Bean's Deisel
The OH-Heisman Adventure
La Forza Del Destino
The Scarlet Permanent Assurance
The Gray Right-of-Waymaker
The Gridiron Oral Examiner
The Buckeye Pop Quiz
The Clarion of Semi-Consciousness
The Scarlet Manhood Inquisition
The Gray Last Glimpse of Day
Positive ID
The One-Armed Bouncer
The Long-Armed Kiss Goodnight
Revelation of the Pretenders
Big Daddy Knee Buckler
The Say Hello, Say Good-bye, Eat a Piece of Humble Pie
The House of Usher
Baton Rude
Beanie's Bad News Barrier
The Sith of Darth Wells
The Palm Pilot
The Git R Done
Beanie's Bonsai
The Welcome to the Club
The Five Fingers and a Cloud of Dust
The One Arm and a Cloud of Dust
Bill
The SWAT
The Holy Buckarm
The Shock and Fall
The Big Bang
The Arm and Turfineater
The Beannihilator
Beanie's DB Deflector
The Wells Rings the Bells
The Beanie Bopper
The Wells Whacker
Thunder Stick
Buck Thumper
The Digital Dagger
The BW3 (He hits you, you see three of him)
The Bean-Chuck
Big Scarlet Dynamite
The Go Way
The Manhandler
The Beancake
The Meat-i-ator
The Ugly Stick
Beanvoiage
A Stiff Shot O'Bean
The Scarlet Crush
Anesthesia
The Love Tap
The Reality Check
Shock and Awe
Whiplash
The Chiropractor (it moves every bone in your body)
The Beanie Cutter
Bean-Time
The Buckeye Tree
The Fist Commandment (Thou Shalt Score Touchdowns)
The Buckeye Chuck
Stiff Ohio
The Showstopper
Dr. No
An Army of One
Spillin' the Beans
The Stiffinator
The Bean Blaster
The Debilitator
The Titanium Hammer
The Stiffarm of Harm
The Arm of Harm
Talk to the Hand
Sha-Wing
The Child Identifier
The Limb of Eternal Doom
The arm of god
The Doh!-Zone
The Smackler
The Mission Statement
The Dismissal
The Bone Scrambler
The Jaw Jammer
The Jammin' Jolt
The Man's Arm
Beanie's Poleax
Beanie's Axe
The Chris Rock
Excedrin Headache Number 28
Pathfinder
ChrisCalibur
Hand Wedge
Thunder 28
Thunder Toast
Thunder Salad
The Messenger
A Beaniegram
Directive 28
Verizon (Can you hear Beanie now?)
Stairway to Hurtin
(Boom Boom) Out Go the Lights
El Beano
The Forearm Forgetaboutit
The Barwis Pinkie
The Curse of the Bam-Beanie
Little Elvis
The Hand of Wrath
Benials Wrath
Cecil (as in Beanie and Cecil)
The Defender Upender
The Beanie Face Lifter
Fullback
The Nutcracker
NTB (Nobody Touches Beanie)
The Scarlet and Gray Get Out of my Way
Beaner
The Skullsession
28 Magnum
28 Nitro Express
Mr. Debilitator
The Eliminator
Smashmouth Stiffarm
Appendage of Doom
The MaskCracker
The Jawbreaker
The Taste of In-Yo-Face
The Emasculator
The Five Fingers of Futility
Stiffarmimus Prime
The Club
Clear!
B.A.D. (Beanie's Arm of Denial)
28 Days Later
The Don't Bean Me Bro!
The Block No!
The Olentangy Shiver
The Columbus Dispatch
The Beanie Handout
The Stoner
The Buck-off
The Wellseeya
The Wellwisher
The Beanie Paster
The How ya Beanie
The Stifler
The Scarlet Impact
The Wreckin Ball
The Battering Ram
The Reckoning Ball
The Wellaper
Timber
Jack Handy
Smell the Glove
What Chuck Norris Fears
K thx bai
The Bucknut Basher
The Buckeye Bolter
The Buckeye Bolt
The D Buster
The Beanie Roaster
The Ten-Alarm Stiff Arm
The Chris Croak
The Chris Croaker
The Road Kill
The Law of Gravity
Woody's Pride
Tressel's Ticket (to the National Championship)
The Beanie Bruiser
The Take a Seater
The Beanie Blade
The Welt Maker
The Star Gazer
The Dead Bolt
The Armed Guard
The Circuit Breaker
Beanie's Bruiser
The Dos Oucho
The Instrument of Infliction
The Gillooly
The Maitre de (he always seats you)
The Defender Drop
The Beanie Counter
Beano
Working Class Stiff
The Columbus Stiff
The Buck-ler
The Beanie Block
An Arm Called Horse
Denial
Bean-Pw3d
He Bean Me
Twenty-hate
Third Gear
Sir Plus of Hurt
The Hand of the Baserville's
Sir Plus of Hurt
Evildoer
Palmreading 101
Wimp Whacker
The Rubber City Ramrod
5 Finger Dismount
Panzer 88
B-Stinger
Thunder Struck
The Yard Stick
Chris Encounter of the Fist Kind
5th Degree Bean
Instrument of Affliction
The Block Buster
The Helmet Handshake
The 28th Amendment
The Beanie Shillelagh
The Wellness Test
A Farewell to Forearms
The Scarlet O'Scara
The Eradicator
Jim (You don't mess around with Jim)
The 28 Gun Salute
Herbert Korfield
Senor Al Chihuahua
Nightmare on High Street
The Beanie Stuff
The Beaniewelled
The Beanieroller
The Stand Down Salute
The Stand Down Order
Beanie's Seeyalater
The Gottagogrip
The BeanieMash
The Chris Missle
The Sissy Finder
Mount Crushmore
The Palm Pilot
The Cease and Desist Wrist
The Guillotine of the Gridiron
The Usher
The Emergency Stop! Gap! Measure
The Stop-Loss Clobber
The Jawbreaker
The No-Till Drill
The Dismissal
The Bone Scrambler
The Jaw Jammer
The Jammin' Jolt
The Reckoning
The Scarlet Scourge
The Big Ouch
Wells Cargo
The Gridiron Bang
The TKO-HIO
Three Yards and a Clobbering Bust
The DB Dunker
The Armed Guard
The Sonic Ram
The Ball-Bean Hammer
The Ninfo Musher
The Lemon Musher
The Chris Abyss
The Noggin Floggin
El Frijoles Abusadore
Los Pozos Abusadores
El Toro
Holy Frijole
Phi Slamma Jamma
The Bean Bang
Uncle
The 28-Special
The Whammer
Beanie's Mastiff
The Shaft
The Bean Burrito
The Beanie Bump
The Wells Wham
Beanie's Bammer
The Buckeye Brute
See Ya
C-Ya
C-Note
The Piledriver
The Eye Beam
Greetings from Rubber City
Biceptional
The Hunman Pacifier
The Great HouBeanie
The A-Chin-tion Getter
The Long Arm of the Ball
The BatRam
The Beast
The One Wood
The Who's your Daddy
The Rock
Sir Sheds a Tackle
The YACer (yards after contact)
The Procecuter
The Scarlet Sceptre
The Beanie Mow Down
The Touch and Go
The Man Made Global Harming
Senator Owhama
The Acme Pogo Arm
Not Lee Corso's Baby Arm
Well-Armed Wells
The Golden Ram
The MC Hammer
The Bean Pole
The Arm and Hammer
Armegedon
The Touchdown Stiffy
The Beanie Business
The Separator (the men from the boys)
The Bambeano
The Beanie Shuffle
The Jimmy Arm
The Ove Glove
The O-S-yoU
The Beanie Poke
The Chris Miss Tree
Corporal Punishment
The Beanie O-Zone
Fear Itself
The Ambulance
Death from a backfield
The Beanie Bazooka
The Beanie Battle-Axe
The Piecemaker
Nah Baby Nah
The Sandman
The Big Nasty
The BW-Tree
The Justice of the Peace
The Thunder Fist
The Crucible
El Muerto
The Arm-Bourne Pathogen
The Malignant Boomer
The Bean Sprout
The Bean Machine
Chris Kong
The Bean-a-factor
The Long Arm of Justice
El Brazo Frijole
The Chris Miss Present
The Chris Miss Club
The Chris Miss Rapping
The Tumbler
Arm, Stiff Arm
The Jim Davidson
The Beano Cook
The Mad Frog
The Decaffeinator
Beanie's Hammer
The Guisearm
The Trident
Beanie's Ball and Chain
The Flail
Beanie's Morning Star
Beaie's War Hammer
The Gaff
Beanie's Baculus
The Cudgel
Beanie's Beam
The Fence
The Force
Wolverine Bane
Rejected!
Evan Stone
The Taser
The One Arm, One Hand, Flying Scarlet People Eater
The Ne'er Do Wells
It
The Stupidifier
The Bus to Beanie-town
The Anti-Chris-t
The Jefferson Seeing Stars-ship
The Roger Clemens
Mr. Phister
The Emacipation Exclamation
The Makes Face go Ouchie
The Beanie Bopper
The Beanie Factor
The Chaperone
The palm-O-granite
Trail Blazer
The Bouncer
The Pitchfork
I Insist
The Jaw Dropper
The Big Ten Beat Down
Buck-Arm
Gerd
The Scarlet Light Sabre
The Digital Exam
The Maul of America
The Gardener (It plants defenders)
KA-Bam
The One-armed Chiropractor
The Vertabrae Buster
A Fistful of Dollars
The Buck Stops Ear
Acutely Armed
Acutely Over Armed
Beanie Baby...Bang Bang
The Cloud of Dust
The High Five
The Barwis Hype-Killer
Rick James
Cujo
The Rodriguez Pink Slip
Steve Austin
Grand Enemy-Repulsing Destroyer (The G.E.R.D.)
Vulgar Display of Power
Stretch Armstrong
Hand Solo
Ooof!
Instant of Impairment
Kimbo Slice
Gnarls Barkley
The Daydream Believer
The Hei-Five
The Vulgar Display of Power
The Beanie Boo-Yah!
The Drop and Give Me 20
The Smack Attack
DaBeaner
The I.R.S. (the Interminable Run Sustainer)
The Heisman High Five
Beanie's Ulna Ultimate
B-Jammer
The Sledge
The Beanie Booster
The Straight 28
The Nuclear Palm
Palms Away
The Terminator
Da Bean Prod
The Yard Arm
The N. A. P. (No Autogrpahs Please)
The U. S. A. (Ultimate Stiff Arm)
The B. U. S. (Buckeye Stiff Arm)
The CBUS (Chris/Beanie Ultimate StiffArm
The You Don't Need to See the Watch, We Both Know What Time it Is
Sloopy
Unstopable Force
Train Wreck
The Midget Tosser
The Plow
Got Power!
Beanie Space-Maker
Beanie's Trade Mark
No Tackle for You! (like the soup nazi on Seinfeld)
The Beanie Dip
The Scarlet Push-Pop
The Face Masker
The Immortal Castor Bean
The Hit 'N Run
The Face Planter
Hells Wells Bells Silver Hammer
The Buck a Roooo
SC Silencer
Chris and the Beanstalk
Beanie Baby Maker
The Impaler
Long Arm of the Haul
The Buffer Hammer
The Heisman Heave
The Dark Right
The Safety Stuffer
The Backer Breaker
The D-back Deciminator
The Thundering Tackler Terminator
The Headbanger's Ball
The Trophy Case
The Wells Wave (good-bye)
The B-Dub Blessing
The Marker Mover
The Bean Dip
The Ace Inhibitor
The Party Pooper
Beaniebutter and Jam
Best Crushing Stiffarm (BCS)
The Heisman Hammer
Wells Bells
The Beanie Cadaver
A Fear Well's Two Arms
The Real Men of Genius, He-Hate Me, I pitta the Fool, Stiff Arm
The Boomstick
The Oh No You Didn't
El Frijole de Pedro
The Bean Sting
The Chris Spielman
The Jack Tatum
The Wells Done Meat
One Mean Son of a Bean
Deep Wells Dug for Thee
The Handout of Humility
Bang Bang's Silver Hammer
A Fair Wells' 2 Arms
The Working Stiff
Thee Stiffarm
The Beanblaster
The Gridiron Gavel
The Can't Tackle This
The Garbonzo Gavel
The Legume Lever
The Ball-Bean Hammer (instead of ball-peen hammer)
The Get Out of My Way I'm Looking for Carson Palmer
The Beancake
The Beanroller
The Beanering Ram
The Armory
The Excuse Me
The Eat Your Beans
The Block-O Face
The Say When
The Daisy Cutter
The Jackson Five
Thundershock
The SEC Splat
The SEC Speed Neutralizer
The BearClaw
The Ironclad
The Buckeye Battle Axe
The Beanie Bumper
The Defender Deflector
The Oh Sorry, Was that Your Face?
Beanie's Pearl Maker
The Right to Bear Arms
Leathal Weapon 28
The Ruth Chris Stick House
The Six Point Stance
The Defensive Back Seating Assistance Program
The Shove of Love
The Bicep of High Step
The Hand that Starts the Band
The Arm of Harm
The Fist that Keeps on Giving
The Hand that Bites the Hand that Feeds You
The Bite While I Beat You
The Wolverine Poker
The Big Five
The Hand Among Boys
The Legal Hand to the Face Penalty
The Olentangy Phalanges
The Akron Assasin
The Five-Finger Farewell
The Arm to Disarm
The Athlete's Fist-
The Hand the Rocks the Shoe
Five Fingers and a Cloud of Hurt
The Mortifier
The Lallapalooza
THWACK (The Heisman Winner's Anti-Cornerback Kit)
The Palm Before the Storm
The Bobbleslap
My Little Friend
The Columbus Clobber
The Silver Salute
The Scarlet Sledgehammer
The Business
Da Bidness
The BeanQuil
The Best Damn Hand in the Land
The First Down Forearm
Beanie's Wonder Wand
The Buckeye Bulldozer
Boxcar Beanie
The I-Bean
The Safety Stinger
The Gear Shift
Beanie's Linebacker Limbo
The Downer
Smackdown
The Big Five
Skull Crusher
Helmet Wrecker
The Shot
The Beansickle
The Bean Harvester
The Akron Crunch
The AAC
Fistaneous ComBuction
The Dismisser
Armagetdown
B-Nut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
The Beanie Hokey Pokey
The B-Train
The W-Train
The Bean Smack
The Stiffler
The A Button
The Wells Whallop
The Bean
Mjolnir (The name of Thor's Hammer)
The Rejectionable Behavior
The Stiff In Your Upper Lip
Striking the (Heisman)Pose
The Arm that Should be Bronzed
The Beanie Special
Beanie's Heisman Hello
The Olentangy Armbar
The High Street Hammer
The Columbus Crossing Guard
Beanie's Swift Stick Gift
Mean Bean's Measuring Stick
Beanie's Stiffarm Salute
Beanie's Arm Event
Mean Beanie's Arm (MBA)
Beanies Polerizer
Night, Night
The Take a Wiff of my Stiff
The Speedbump
The BCS (Beanie's Crushing Stiffarm)
Wells' Latitude Adjustment
Beanie's Knockout
The Stun-Gun
The Face Mash
Nightmare on DB Street
The Migrane Express
The Woody Dazed
Bean-O-War
Beanometer
The Pain Train
The People's Stiffarm
The Bean Shucker
The Tooth Remover
Root Canal
Whack-a-molar
Eye Popper
The Pound to the Ground
TBDAITL (The Best Damn Arm in the Land)
Hammertime (You can't touch this)
Chris and the Beanstalk
Beanie's YardSTICK
The No NFL Draft for you.
U.S.S. Facepaint
The Columbus Post
The Terms of Separation
Delivering the Verdict
The Moment of Clarity -
A Taste of the Bean
The Soul Crusher
The Beanie Headbanger
The Knuckler
The Wells Knuckle
The Knuckle Buck
The Bea-Knee Buckler
Beanie Bowler
The Beanie Bender
He Who Cannot be Named
The Beanie Bitchslap
The Heisman
Agent Knockdown
Urban Assualt Vehicle
Beanie Air
Chris-Rod
No Soup for You!
The Chin Up
The Jack (The tackler just got jacked)
Meat Hook
Fly Swatter
TNT
Nuke (He just got nuked)
The Wells Far-go
The Pogo Stick (What hops on gets bounced off)
The Buckeye Bruiser
The Zambeanie
The Whopper
Three Yards and a Cloud of Beanie
Three Feet and a Cloud of Dust
B-Nut Butter and Jam on a Roll
Big Beaniness
Eat Your Vegetables!
The Beanie Braile Read
Braille Cell
Bean there, Stopped that
The 2846 (28 for six)
Bean You Later
The Baked by Beanie
The Master Blaster
Ba Da Bing, Ba Da Bomb
The Stymie
The Deadly Bean Stalk
The Scarlet Pumperstiffy
The Bronze Beanie
The Daylight Maker
The Calander Changer
The Run to Daylight
The Ultimate Stiffy
The Whole Nine Yards
The Sternum Stinger
The "O" No
The Lean, Mean Jaw-Jackin' Machine
The Sillymaker
The Cornerhumiliator
The Backer Breaker
The Beanie Bammer Hammer
The Daydream Deliverer
The Piston of Power
The Ohio State Stiffarm
Hiroshima
The Hand Canon
The Demoralizer
The Lightning Strikes Again
The Neck-Nuke
Woody Haze
V8
The Drago
MacGyver
The Judge
The Original Beanie Baby
The Soup of the Day
The Bobbit
The Legume of Doom
The Down on the Farm Stiffarm
The Scarlet and Gray Smackdown
Three Yards and a Big New Ditch

The following entries were received after the close of the contest

Beanie Bang Arm
The Shoo
The Buckeye Bounce
Facial Therapy
Blewbyou
Turfs Up
See My Shoes
Nosejob
The Brutus Salute
Thoracic Punk
The Bean Counter
The Bean Feast
Dr. Mean Bean

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